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[personal profile] kimchis 2023-05-06 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ The cake and sixpack are set down on the coffee table, right next to the sandwich which the gluttonous king eyes with interest. It looks positively scrumptious, and he cannot wait to wrap his lips around it and get it deep inside him (wait, what?).

As for her question, he is reminded of a certain nugget of wisdom he learned back in college. "Beer before wine and you'll feel fine."

Or was it, "Wine before beer, never fear"? ]


... Fuck it, let's just start with the wine first.

[ Without warning or compunction, Kangwoo boldly sets a calloused hand on Hazel's dainty shoulder, coaxing her a few steps back from the table. After removing the bottle of wine from the bucket of ice and then placing it on the table, the King of Blood and Slaughter rolls up his sleeve and casually activates 「Authority of the Blade」, manifesting a curved, organic-looking sword which juts out from his exposed forearm.

In one swift, effortless motion, he slashes through the bottle, yet it doesn't budge at all or cause a single spill or mess. The demonic blade on his arm disappears and Kangwoo lifts the in-tact neck of the bottle, providing easy access to the delicious nectar within, all without having to remove the cork. ]


There you go, all set.

[ Meanwhile, Hazel's corkscrew sits upon the table, unused and forgotten. ]
Edited 2023-05-06 00:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] kimchis 2023-05-06 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ 'What a shitty power,' thinks Kangwoo, who fortunately keeps his rude thoughts to himself, even as he gladly takes the offered wineglass. ]

Thank you. [ He takes his first slow sip of Cabernet Sauvignon, enjoying its full-bodied taste and fruity aroma. Unable to resist any longer, he plucks the sandwich from its plate with his free hand, and wastes no time sinking his fanged teeth into that bready, meaty goodness. ]

... Mmm! Mmm, mmm, mmm! [ Beaming like a child on Christmas morning, the Ruler of the Hell of Nine Skies happily proclaims, mouth full and cheek bulging: ] Shoooooo good!!
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[personal profile] kimchis 2023-05-07 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's pretty much his dream sandwich: fresh lettuce, two slices of tomato, perfectly salty and savory Capicola, hot mustard, all between nice, big slices of his favorite sourdough. Hazel's undoubtedly done a bang-up job!

She's done so well, in fact, that Kangwoo cannot contain himself. Gluttony happens to be his defining trait, and it is evident in the way he seems to devolve before Hazel's very eyes, not bothering to savor or even really taste the sandwich which he proceeds to gobble up in record time. ]